Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

There year is over, let's take inventory on all this eCommerce. What was good? What was worth it? Find out here, and only here.

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

It's been a long year, and this thing now has mildew on it. I should probably get a new one, but replacing these things is such a pain. I give it a B+ for trying real hard to repel all that mold, no easy fate.

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

I put this hard drive in my PS3, which has supplied me with hours of entertainment. A+

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

I think I lost both of these shits, they get a "thumbs down."

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

What was I thinking? 2/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

I think I still have this one, keeps my iPhone a-chuggin'! 10/10!

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

No memory of this, 1/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

My favorite movie of the year, in highest quality video fidelity. I haven't watched it yet because no one wants to watch it again. 8/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

I played this for a couple weeks, but the graphics are so bad it started to really bum me out. 70%

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

I think this is plugged into an old radio, who the hell knows. These cables are shackles that bind us to lesser things. B+

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

I think this broke, I give it a "pass"

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

Buying olive oil... on the internet? Only in 2013. I give our sci-fi present a 10/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

These FUCKING SUCK, FUCK YOU, THEY WONT EVEN FIT IN MY G*DDAMN EAR HOLES 0/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

These sound fantastic, but the swiveling cords are tricky. 8/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

These are very comfortable (and a two pack! bargain alert!) but I realized that when I wore them I started to have intense high school anxiety dreams so I ditched 'em. B-

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

Hasn't burst into flames, so I give this USB charger a "gold star"

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

Best gadget purchase in a long time. If you love to read you'll love to read on this thing. If you don't love to read, sounds like you're a real dirtbag, but this gadget is "pay dirt" so I give it an A+

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

I never thought a shower curtain rod could change my life, and I was right. But this thing keeps my shower curtain suspended while I shower, naked, preventing spilled water and bruised ego—don't want strangers seeing your wet naked hide while you clean up. So this thing gets an 8/10. Brushed nickle? Nice.

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

This thingy works very well but it reminds me of my mortality so I give it a 0/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

Jesus christ how many of these cords did I buy? Where did they all go? What a scam. 89%

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

As part of my new year regimen of gradual moral self-perfection, I got this gum so I would stop bothering my coworkers for gum. It tastes a little bit too much like toothpaste, and it comes in a container shaped for car cup holders, but hey, such is life. 7/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

I was going to give this to my dad for Christmas but I forgot it was in my backpack and now it's on my coffee table. Tough shit, pops. 10/10

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

These made my boots more comfortable but you have to cut them yourself so they'll fit in the boots... made me feel like some sort of medieval shoe peon sitting on the floor cutting food pads, but I guess we've all got problems. B

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

This is on a shelf in my apartment and I will probably never see it again. Two gold stars.

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

My friend Lindsey drew something for me, so I framed it. A+ for friendship.

Everything I Bought on Amazon in 2013, ReviewedS

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